Quotes & Statements



Chanakya’s Quotes:

“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC 75 BC)

“Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody! It will destroy you.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions – Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“The world’s biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Once you start working on something, don’t be afraid of failure and don’t abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Whores don’t live in company of poor men, citizens never support a weak company and birds don’t build nests on a tree that doesn’t bear fruits.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“A man is great by deeds, not by birth.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.”
Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

“Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.”

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
Henry Youngman

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
Sam Kinison

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
James Holt McGavran

“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:

1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

Anonymous

“U love someone U marry someone else.

The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.

And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

Anonymous

Three dreams of a man:

1.To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

2.To be as rich as his child believes.

3.To have as many women as his wife suspects!

Anonymous

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

Anonymous

–First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!” Second Guy “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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~cheers~

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  • Anger is a condition in which The tongue works faster than the mind.
  • You can’t change the past, but you can ruin the present By worrying over the future
  • Love…and you shall be loved.
  • God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with Him.
  • All people smile in the same language.
  • Everyone needs to be loved… especially when they do not deserve it.
  • The real measure of a man’s wealth is what he has invested in eternity.
  • Laughter is God’s sunshine.
  • Everyone has beauty but not everyone sees it.
  • It’s important for parents to live the same things they teach.
  • Thank God for what you have, TRUST GOD for what you need.
  • If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.
  • Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.
  • The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.
  • Take time to laugh, for it is the music of the soul.
  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.
  • Love is strengthened by working through conflicts together.
  • Harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts.
  • To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it.
  • We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for.
  • Love is the only thing that can be divided without being diminished.
  • Happiness is enhanced by others but does not depend upon others.
  • For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back.
  • Do what you can, for whom you can, with what you have, and where you are.

–from Charchit Arora—

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  • “Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you hoped for.” - Epicurus
  • “Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know, and sometimes vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.” – Anonymous
  • “In life, God does not give you the people you want, instead he gives you the people you need, to teach you, to hurt you, to love you and to make you exactly the way you should be.” – Anonymous
  • “Don’t write so that you can be understood; write so that you can’t be misunderstood.” — William Howard Taft
  • “It’s easy to fall in love, but hard to find someone to catch you.” — Anonymous
  • “Have the determination of a mirror. It never loses its ability to reflect, even if it is broken into thousand pieces.” — Anonymous
  • “Failure is an event, not a person. Yesterday ended last night.” — Anonymous
  • “Motivation gets you going but habit gets you there.” — Zig Ziglar

  • “Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, yet they might be the start of a winning game.” — Anonymous
  • “Adversity causes some men to break; some to break records.” — William Ward
  • “The worst part of life is waiting. The best part of life is having someone worth waiting for.” — Jessica Brumley
  • “Whenever man comes up with a better mousetrap, nature immediately comes up with a better mouse.” — James Carswell
  • “A man may fall many times but he won’t be a failure until he says that someone pushed him.” — Elmer G Letterman
  • “A reputation is precious but a character is priceless.” — Anonymous
  • “What we are is God’s gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.” — Anonymous
  • “Succesful people realise that the door to the room of success, swings on the hinges of setbacks and oppposition.” — Anonymous
  • “I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.” — Abraham Lincoln
  • “Why not? is a slogan for an interesting life.” — Mason Cooley
  • “The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.– George Bernard Shaw
  • “The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake – you can’t learn anything from being perfect.” — Adam Osborne
  • “Recall it as often as you wish, a happy memory never wears out.” — Libbie Fudim
  • “What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.” — Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy
  • “To escape criticism; do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.” — Tom Bodett
  • “The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you’re given a test that teaches you a lesson.” — Tom Bodett
  • “Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” — William Yeats
  • “I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health, love and abundance. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they will keep getting a busy signal and soon they’ll forget my number.” — Edith Armstrong
  • “While I can run, I’ll run. While I can walk, I’ll walk. When I can only crawl, I ‘ll crawl. But I’ll always be moving ahead.” — Anonymous
  • “We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever; the goal is to create something that will.” — Chuck Palahniuk
  • “The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won’t.” — Henry Ward Beecher
  • “A great leader’s courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position.” — John Maxwell
  • “Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the airplane; the pessismist invents the parachute.” — Anonymous
  • “Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world.” — Anonymous
  • “A man travels the world over in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it.” — George Moore
  • “Love is saying “I feel differently” instead of “You’re wrong”.” — Anonymous
  • “People love others not for who they are but for how they make them feel.” — Irwin Federman
  • “Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” — Joshua J. Marine
  • “FEAR knocked at the door, FAITH answered. NO ONE was there.” — Anonymous
  • “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant.” — Robert McCloskey
  • “Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.” — Johann Wolfgang

—collection of Jigna Kothari—

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What is the secret of success?

I found the answer in my room…

The fan said BE COOL.
The roof said AIM HIGH.
The window said TAKE PAINS.
The clock said EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS.
The mirror said REFLECT BEFORE U ACT.
The calendar said BE UPTO DATE.
The door said PUSH.
The lamp said MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.

–~cheers~– :)


Some W a c k y Quotes

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. – Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you meet a beautiful girl. – Uzair Sait

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. – Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like? – Jean Cocturan

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. – Darrin Weinberg

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
–Anonymous

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. –Anonymous

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers. –Anonymous

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving. –Anonymous

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop. –Anonymous

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. –Anonymous

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. –Anonymous

Forgive your enemies but remember their names. –Anonymous

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. –Anonymous

Don’t worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in Australia! –Anonymous

So, Keep Smiling!!!

~cheers~

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Men vs. Women

SUCCESS:

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

STYLE:

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

MONEY MANAGEMENT:

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.

A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesn’t want.

HAPPINESS:

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MARRIAGE EXPECTATIONS:

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

MARRIAGE DECISIONS:

Men marry because they are tired.

Women marry because they are curious.

Both are disappointed.

MARRIAGE AND THE FUTURE:

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MEMORIES:

A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her.

A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn’t marry.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN:

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.

WHAT A WOMAN WANTS:

Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy…

- One is to let her think she is having her own way.

- The other is to let her have it.

LONGEVITY:

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

MISTAKES:

Any married man should forget his mistakes – no use

two people remembering the same thing.

THE BATTLE:

A woman always has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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